tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47606907748965502132024-03-08T11:26:17.180-08:00Shit HappensSarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-50094825651562918482012-03-02T17:54:00.001-08:002012-03-02T17:54:05.399-08:00panic attacks are not meant for classwhen your teacher plays songs by panic at the disco in class don't freak out and tell her you just had a panic attack. she wont get it. and then she'll start to get worried.SarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-53157366597211663602012-02-22T05:33:00.001-08:002012-02-22T05:33:26.681-08:00Feet freedom!Did you know that if you walk out of the school bathroom with no shoes, teachers will get mad? Viva la feet resistance!SarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-3950526515187531222012-02-21T09:04:00.001-08:002012-02-21T09:07:49.215-08:00Simple BribaryEvery time I see a windowless white van, I scream "I ain't gettin' in that van unless you have candy <i>and</i> a lost puppy!" Apparently my friend's dad drives a van like that too. Oops?<br />
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On a side note: Here's my friend Allie's sketch blog, <a href="http://justplainsketchy.blogspot.com/">http://justplainsketchy.blogspot.com/</a> Spam the hell out of her my minions! MwahahaSarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-85404996237253180192012-02-20T14:10:00.001-08:002012-02-20T14:10:43.730-08:00Hamster abuse hotline?It's apparently considered odd when and if you ask about the existence of an abuse hotline for toy hamsters....My badSarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-9162436857167654702012-02-19T08:05:00.001-08:002012-03-02T17:54:46.050-08:00twisted mothersAfter their kid being nearly jumped, you'd assume the mom would ask if the kid was alright. Nope instead at the scattering kids "Hey where all the rest of you going? I thought we were gonna kick some ass!"SarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-20362580738309808422012-02-18T07:41:00.002-08:002012-02-18T07:41:27.556-08:00FIREDid you know that shoving a paper bag that's engulfed in flames into a trash can doesn't put out the fire?.... Ah childhood.SarahSmileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13071981624515491362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4760690774896550213.post-25786236599955717672012-02-17T18:06:00.001-08:002012-02-17T18:06:25.659-08:00Pickles R EbilYesterday I tried eating a pickle, it was nasty!!! To all you pickle lovers: What in the hell is wrong with you?! Pickles = Cucumbers soaked in evil -_-"<br />
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